Someone please buy this dress

I am in love with this dress. The ruffles, the two tone style, the exposed zipper—and the $106 sale price. And I would buy it, except that after the last losing battle with my strapless bra, I vowed to stop buying things that don't allow me to wear a normal bra. (Trust me ladies, having a big chest isn't all it's cracked up to be.) So I'm not buying it. But you should. And you should take pictures of yourself wearing it and send them to me so I can live vicariously through you.